You should sweat the small stuff.
Let’s keep the penis in happiness.
In theory, people are such a good idea.
Archive for September, 2008
September 30, 2008
September 25, 2008
The price of happiness — is unhappiness.
Perhaps all we are just looking for a pet with benefits.
Weather — emotions in the forms of matter.
September 22, 2008
The ability to work depends on The Will to Drive (to work).
It’s Bring Your Attitude to Work day.
Lines for Coming to Work™: I can smell the synergy.
September 20, 2008
Las Vegas has become so commercialized!
Up-to-date souvenir shops should sell not only souvenir shot-glasses, but also souvenir bongs and souvenir hypodermic needles.
A landscape cannot be seen from a train, anymore than wine can be appreciated in the bottle.A landscape must breathe.
September 17, 2008
Having kids is a leisurely exam on your understanding of the everyday world.
You can’t go home once.
People have kids so they will have something to talk about.
September 13, 2008
The iPod is an aural hoodie.
iPod: wee Pod
On the web we click our own buttons.
The Internet is a better waste of time than television.
September 10, 2008
It is not what the artist meant,
but what the art means.
Early American furniture is make-do furniture.
Classical music soothes the civilized beast.
September 7, 2008
Novelty is losing its novelty for me.
After a long vacation: the novelty of the familiar.
On vacation nothing happens in a much more stimulating way.
